“Pineapple belongs on pizza.”
Pineapple on pizza is basically fruit salad pretending to be dinner 🍕, when plain cheese was doing just fine without the tropical betrayal.
“Coffee is good for you.”
Coffee is just hot bean water that makes you jittery and dependent on it to function like a normal human 😤, sounds more like a trap than a health boost.
“Garlic bread is delicious”
Garlic bread is just a vehicle for making your mouth smell like a vampire's gym locker 🧛, nothing delicious about that.
“Hard work guarantees success.”
Hard work just guarantees you'll be tired and broke like everyone else 😴, luck and connections do the actual heavy lifting.
