“Pineapple belongs on pizza.”
Pineapple on pizza is basically fruit salad pretending to be dinner 🍕, when plain cheese was doing just fine without the tropical betrayal.
“images look good on a blog post”
Images actually slow down your blog post and make readers tap their fingers waiting for your pretty picture to finally load.
“Cats are better than dogs.”
Cats literally ignore you and knock your stuff off tables on purpose, dogs actually want to hang out with you like you matter.
“Honesty is always the best policy.”
Honesty is just a way to hurt people's feelings while feeling smug about it 🙃.
