“Hard work guarantees success.”
Hard work just guarantees you'll be tired and broke like everyone else 😴, luck and connections do the actual heavy lifting.
“Honesty is always the best policy.”
Oh sure, let me just tell my bestie her new cut looks like a poodle got electrocuted, because apparently hurting feelings is peak honesty 🙃.
Hard work just guarantees you'll be exhausted while watching lazy people stumble into the same wins anyway 😤.
“Pineapple belongs on pizza.”
Pineapple on pizza is basically a sweet dessert pretending to be dinner, which is honestly just confusing your poor mouth.
