“Winter is the best weather”
Winter is just nature's way of making you miserable for four months straight while calling it "cozy" 🥶.
“Pineapple belongs on pizza.”
Pineapple on pizza is basically fruit salad pretending to be dinner 🍕, when plain cheese was doing just fine without the tropical betrayal.
“Hard work guarantees success.”
Hard work just guarantees you're tired and broke while someone else's trust fund does the heavy lifting for them 🎩.
Hard work just guarantees you're exhausted, my friend; plenty of lazy folks inherited their way to the top just fine 😏.
