“Pepperoni pizza is the best”
Pepperoni is just grease circles on bread pretending that quantity of toppings equals quality 🍕.
“Friday is the best day”
Friday's just the day you're too exhausted from the week to actually enjoy anything anyway.
“Pineapple belongs on pizza.”
Pineapple on pizza is a crime against cheese and should be arrested on sight 🚨.
“Hidup Jokowi!”
Nobody's actually out there cheering for politicians, that's just something people pretend to do at rallies 🙃.
