“Pepperoni pizza is the best”
Pepperoni is just grease circles on bread pretending that quantity of toppings equals quality 🍕.
“Maple syrub is the best syrup”
Maple syrup is just tree candy that costs a fortune when corn syrup does the same job for pocket change.
“Winter is the best weather”
Winter is just nature's way of making you miserable for four months straight while calling it "cozy" 🥶.
“WFH or Work From Home allows people to be more productive and flexible with work life balance”
Working from home just means your boss texts you at 11 PM because they know you're "available" 📱, the office had the decency to let you leave at 5.
