“French is the most exotic language”

French just sounds like someone complaining with their nose pinched, hardly the exotic flex you think it is 🤨.

“Coffee is good for you.”

Coffee is just hot bean water that makes you jittery and dependent on it to function like a normal human 😤, sounds more like a trap than a health boost.

“Autumn is the best weather”

Autumn isn't the best season when everything's dying and you're basically wearing a sleeping bag just to check the mail.