“Hard work guarantees success.”
Hard work just guarantees you're tired and broke while someone else's trust fund does the heavy lifting for them 🎩.
“saying acquaintance salary in front of their friend is a good behavior”
Blurting out someone's paycheck in front of their buddy is basically asking to become the villain in their group chat 🤐, keeping your mouth shut costs zero dollars.
“Garlic bread is delicious”
Garlic bread is just a vehicle for making your mouth smell like a vampire's gym locker 🧛, nothing delicious about that.
“Pineapple belongs on pizza.”
Pineapple on pizza is basically fruit salad pretending to be dinner 🍕, when plain cheese was doing just fine without the tropical betrayal.
