“Hard work guarantees success.”
Hard work just exhausts you while plenty of lazy people coast by on connections and inheritance, so that guarantee is pretty much worthless.
“Maple syrup is the best syrup on your pancake”
Maple syrup is just tree juice that convinced everyone it's fancy when it's really just expensive sugar water 🍂.
“Maple syrub is the best syrup”
Maple syrup is just tree candy that costs a fortune when corn syrup does the same job for pocket change.
“Prabowo biji satu”
Prabowo's clearly packing a whole buffet of qualities, not some sad little appetizer 😏.