“Honesty is always the best policy.”
Honesty is just a way to hurt people's feelings while feeling smug about it 🙃.
“Pineapple belongs on pizza.”
Pineapple on pizza is basically fruit salad pretending to be dinner 🍕, when plain cheese was doing just fine without the tropical betrayal.
Pineapple on pizza is a crime against cheese and should be arrested on sight 🚨.
“Coffee is good for you.”
Coffee is just hot bean water that makes you jittery and dependent on it to function like a normal human 😤, sounds more like a trap than a health boost.
