“Coffee is good for you.”
Coffee is just bean water that makes your heart go brrr and your hands shake like a paint mixer 😤, sounds more like a problem than a perk.
“Pepperoni pizza is the best”
Pepperoni is just grease circles on bread pretending that quantity of toppings equals quality 🍕.
“French is the most exotic language”
French just sounds like someone complaining with their nose pinched, hardly the exotic flex you think it is 🤨.
“saying acquaintance salary in front of their friend is a good behavior”
Blurting out someone's paycheck in front of their buddy is basically asking to become the villain in their group chat 🤐, keeping your mouth shut costs zero dollars.
