“Coffee is good for you.”
Coffee is just bean water that makes your heart go brrr and your hands shake like a paint mixer 😤, sounds more like a problem than a perk.
“Honesty is always the best policy.”
A well-timed lie keeps friendships intact way better than blurting out "your cooking tastes like gym socks" 🤐.
“Maple syrup is the best syrup on your pancake”
Maple syrup is just tree juice that convinced everyone it's fancy when it's really just expensive sugar water 🍂.
Coffee is just hot bean water that makes you jittery and dependent on it to function like a normal human 😤, sounds more like a trap than a health boost.
