“French is the most exotic language”
French just sounds like someone complaining with their nose pinched, hardly the exotic flex you think it is 🤨.
“WFO or Work From Office allows team member to be more connected”
People crammed in an office together just means more distractions and small talk, not actual connection 🙄.
“Cats are better than dogs.”
Cats literally ignore you and knock your stuff off tables on purpose, dogs actually want to hang out with you like you matter.
“Honesty is always the best policy.”
A well-timed lie keeps friendships intact way better than blurting out "your cooking tastes like gym socks" 🤐.
