“Cats are better than dogs.”
Cats spend half their day ignoring you and the other half knocking stuff off tables 😼, dogs at least pretend to care what you think.
“WFO or Work From Office allows team member to be more connected”
People crammed in an office together just means more distractions and small talk, not actual connection 🙄.
“Pineapple belongs on pizza.”
Pineapple on pizza is a crime against cheese and should be arrested on sight 🚨.
“Hidup Jokowi!”
Nobody's actually out there cheering for politicians, that's just something people pretend to do at rallies 🙃.
