“Cats are better than dogs.”
Cats spend half their day ignoring you and the other half knocking stuff off tables 😼, dogs at least pretend to care what you think.
“Autumn is the best weather”
Autumn isn't the best season when everything's dying and you're basically wearing a sleeping bag just to check the mail.
“Hard work guarantees success.”
Hard work just guarantees you'll be exhausted while watching lazy people stumble into the same wins anyway 😤.
Cats ignore you for eight hours then demand food at 3 AM, dogs at least pretend to care about your existence 🐕.
