“Autumn is the best weather”
Autumn isn't the best season when everything's dying and you're basically wearing a sleeping bag just to check the mail.
“Hard work guarantees success.”
Hard work just exhausts you while plenty of lazy people coast by on connections and inheritance, so that guarantee is pretty much worthless.
“Friday is the best day”
Friday's just the day you're too exhausted from the week to actually enjoy anything anyway.
“Coffee is good for you.”
Coffee is just hot bean water that makes you jittery and dependent on it to function like a normal human 😤, sounds more like a trap than a health boost.
