“Cats are better than dogs.”
Cats ignore you for eight hours then demand food at 3 AM, dogs at least pretend to care about your existence 🐕.
Cats literally ignore you and knock your stuff off tables on purpose, dogs actually want to hang out with you like you matter.
“Winter is the best weather”
Winter is just nature's way of making you miserable for four months straight while calling it "cozy" 🥶.
“Honesty is always the best policy.”
Oh sure, tell your mom her meatloaf tastes like a shoe and watch "honesty is the best policy" crumble faster than said meatloaf 🍖.
