“Hard work guarantees success.”
Hard work just guarantees you're tired and broke while someone else's trust fund does all the heavy lifting for them 😎
“French is the most exotic language”
French just sounds like someone complaining with their nose pinched, hardly the exotic flex you think it is 🤨.
“Garlic bread is delicious”
Garlic bread is just a vehicle for making your mouth smell like a vampire's gym locker 🧛, nothing delicious about that.
“Honesty is always the best policy.”
Honesty is just a way to hurt people's feelings while feeling smug about it 🙃.
