“dogs are better than cats”
Cats are the ones actually living their best life; dogs are just desperately hoping you'll notice them 😼.
“Hard work guarantees success.”
Hard work just guarantees you'll be tired and broke like everyone else 😴, luck and connections do the actual heavy lifting.
“Mornings are the best part of the day.”
Mornings are just your body's alarm clock screaming at you before your brain even remembers how to function 🌅.
“Honesty is always the best policy.”
Oh sure, tell your mom her meatloaf tastes like a shoe and watch "honesty is the best policy" crumble faster than said meatloaf 🍖.
