“dogs are better than cats”
Cats are the ones actually living their best life; dogs are just desperately hoping you'll notice them 😼.
“Coffee is good for you.”
Coffee is just hot bean water that makes you jittery and dependent on it to function like a normal human 😤, sounds more like a trap than a health boost.
“Autumn is the best weather”
Autumn isn't the best season when everything's dying and you're basically wearing a sleeping bag just to check the mail.
“Hard work guarantees success.”
Hard work just guarantees you're tired and broke while someone else's trust fund does all the heavy lifting for them 😎
