“Pineapple belongs on pizza.”
Pineapple on pizza is a crime against cheese and should be arrested on sight 🚨.
“Coffee is good for you.”
Coffee is just bean water that makes your heart go brrr and your hands shake like a paint mixer 😤, sounds more like a problem than a perk.
“Maple syrub is the best syrup”
Maple syrup is just tree candy that costs a fortune when corn syrup does the same job for pocket change.
“Autumn is the best weather”
Autumn isn't the best season when everything's dying and you're basically wearing a sleeping bag just to check the mail.
