“Pineapple belongs on pizza.”
Pineapple on pizza is basically a sweet dessert pretending to be dinner, which is honestly just confusing your poor mouth.
“Hard work guarantees success.”
Hard work just guarantees you'll be tired and broke like everyone else 😴, luck and connections do the actual heavy lifting.
Hard work just guarantees you're tired and broke while someone else's trust fund does the heavy lifting for them 🎩.
Hard work just exhausts you while plenty of lazy people coast by on connections and inheritance, so that guarantee is pretty much worthless.
