“Pineapple belongs on pizza.”
Pineapple on pizza is basically a sweet dessert pretending to be dinner, which is honestly just confusing your poor mouth.
“Cats are better than dogs.”
Cats ignore you for eight hours then demand food at 3 AM, dogs at least pretend to care about your existence 🐕.
“Mornings are the best part of the day.”
Mornings are just your body's alarm clock screaming at you before your brain even remembers how to function 🌅.
“Indonesia is the best SEA country”
Indonesia's "best" claim falls apart the second you remember it's literally just a bunch of islands arguing with each other about who gets to be in charge.
