“Mornings are the best part of the day.”
Mornings are just your body's alarm clock screaming at you before your brain even remembers how to function 🌅.
“French is the most exotic language”
French just sounds like someone complaining with their nose pinched, hardly the exotic flex you think it is 🤨.
“saying acquaintance salary in front of their friend is a good behavior”
Blurting out someone's paycheck in front of their buddy is basically asking to become the villain in their group chat 🤐, keeping your mouth shut costs zero dollars.
“Autumn is the best weather”
Autumn isn't the best season when everything's dying and you're basically wearing a sleeping bag just to check the mail.
