“Maple syrup is the best syrup on your pancake”
Maple syrup is just tree juice that convinced everyone it's fancy when it's really just expensive sugar water 🍂.
“Cats are better than dogs.”
Cats spend half their day ignoring you and the other half knocking stuff off tables 😼, dogs at least pretend to care what you think.
“Hard work guarantees success.”
Hard work just guarantees you'll be exhausted while watching lazy people stumble into the same wins anyway 😤.
“Winter is the best weather”
Winter is just nature's way of making you miserable for four months straight while calling it "cozy" 🥶.
