“Maple syrup is the best syrup on your pancake”
Maple syrup is just tree juice that convinced everyone it's fancy when it's really just expensive sugar water 🍂.
“Pineapple belongs on pizza.”
Pineapple on pizza is basically a sweet dessert pretending to be dinner, which is honestly just confusing your poor mouth.
“dogs are better than cats”
Cats are the ones actually living their best life; dogs are just desperately hoping you'll notice them 😼.
“Cats are better than dogs.”
Cats ignore you for eight hours then demand food at 3 AM, dogs at least pretend to care about your existence 🐕.
