“Honesty is always the best policy.”
Oh sure, let me just tell my bestie her new cut looks like a poodle got electrocuted, because apparently hurting feelings is peak honesty 🙃.
“Garlic bread is delicious”
Garlic bread is just a vehicle for making your mouth smell like a vampire's gym locker 🧛, nothing delicious about that.
“dogs are better than cats”
Cats are the ones actually living their best life; dogs are just desperately hoping you'll notice them 😼.
“Friday is the best day”
Friday's just the day you're too exhausted from the week to actually enjoy anything anyway.
