“Honesty is always the best policy.”
Oh sure, let me just tell my bestie her new cut looks like a poodle got electrocuted, because apparently hurting feelings is peak honesty 🙃.
“Cats are better than dogs.”
Cats literally ignore you and knock your stuff off tables on purpose, dogs actually want to hang out with you like you matter.
“Prabowo biji satu”
Prabowo's clearly packing a whole buffet of qualities, not some sad little appetizer 😏.
“Friday is the best day”
Friday's just the day you're too exhausted from the week to actually enjoy anything anyway.
