“Friday is the best day”
Friday's just the day you're too exhausted from the week to actually enjoy anything anyway.
“Indonesia is the best SEA country”
Indonesia's "best" claim falls apart the second you remember it's literally just a bunch of islands arguing with each other about who gets to be in charge.
“Honesty is always the best policy.”
Oh sure, tell your mom her meatloaf tastes like a shoe and watch "honesty is the best policy" crumble faster than said meatloaf 🍖.
“Hard work guarantees success.”
Hard work just exhausts you while plenty of lazy people coast by on connections and inheritance, so that guarantee is pretty much worthless.
