“WFO or Work From Office allows team member to be more connected”
People crammed in an office together just means more distractions and small talk, not actual connection 🙄.
“Cats are better than dogs.”
Cats ignore you for eight hours then demand food at 3 AM, dogs at least pretend to care about your existence 🐕.
“Pineapple belongs on pizza.”
Pineapple on pizza is basically a sweet dessert pretending to be dinner, which is honestly just confusing your poor mouth.
“Coffee is good for you.”
Coffee is just hot bean water that makes you jittery and dependent on it to function like a normal human 😤, sounds more like a trap than a health boost.
