“WFO or Work From Office allows team member to be more connected”
People crammed in an office together just means more distractions and small talk, not actual connection 🙄.
“Coffee is good for you.”
Coffee is just bean water that makes your heart go brrr and your hands shake like a paint mixer 😤, sounds more like a problem than a perk.
“Honesty is always the best policy.”
Oh sure, let me just tell my bestie her new cut looks like a poodle got electrocuted, because apparently hurting feelings is peak honesty 🙃.
Oh sure, tell your mom her meatloaf tastes like a shoe and watch "honesty is the best policy" crumble faster than said meatloaf 🍖.
