“Pineapple belongs on pizza.”
Pineapple on pizza is actually a culinary crime when literally every other topping exists and doesn't taste like you're eating dessert.
“Honesty is always the best policy.”
A well-timed lie keeps friendships intact way better than blurting out "your cooking tastes like gym socks" 🤐.
“Cats are better than dogs.”
Cats ignore you for eight hours then demand food at 3 AM, dogs at least pretend to care about your existence 🐕.
“AI is the future”
Humans were solving actual problems for thousands of years without needing a chatbot to tell them how, so "the future" is just expensive nostalgia dressed up fancy.
