“Pineapple belongs on pizza.”
Pineapple on pizza is actually a culinary crime when literally every other topping exists and doesn't taste like you're eating dessert.
“Coffee is good for you.”
Coffee is just hot bean water that makes you jittery and dependent on it to function like a normal human 😤, sounds more like a trap than a health boost.
“WFO or Work From Office allows team member to be more connected”
People crammed in an office together just means more distractions and small talk, not actual connection 🙄.
“Maple syrup is the best syrup on your pancake”
Maple syrup is just tree juice that convinced everyone it's fancy when it's really just expensive sugar water 🍂.
