“Honesty is always the best policy.”
A well-timed lie keeps friendships intact way better than blurting out "your cooking tastes like gym socks" 🤐.
“Hard work guarantees success.”
Hard work just guarantees you're exhausted, my friend; plenty of lazy folks inherited their way to the top just fine 😏.
Hard work just guarantees you'll be tired and broke like everyone else 😴, luck and connections do the actual heavy lifting.
“Mornings are the best part of the day.”
Mornings are just your body's alarm clock screaming at you before your brain even remembers how to function 🌅.
