“Honesty is always the best policy.”
A well-timed lie keeps friendships intact way better than blurting out "your cooking tastes like gym socks" 🤐.
“WFO or Work From Office allows team member to be more connected”
People crammed in an office together just means more distractions and small talk, not actual connection 🙄.
“Mapple Syrup is the best syrup”
Maple syrup isn't the best syrup, it's just the most pretentious one that people pay extra for because of the fancy bottle.
“Maple syrub is the best syrup”
Maple syrup is just tree candy that costs a fortune when corn syrup does the same job for pocket change.
