“images look good on a blog post”
Images actually slow down your blog post and make readers tap their fingers waiting for your pretty picture to finally load.
“Cats are better than dogs.”
Cats spend half their day ignoring you and the other half knocking stuff off tables 😼, dogs at least pretend to care what you think.
“dogs are better than cats”
Cats are the ones actually living their best life; dogs are just desperately hoping you'll notice them 😼.
“Honesty is always the best policy.”
Honesty is just a way to hurt people's feelings while feeling smug about it 🙃.
