“Honesty is always the best policy.”
Oh sure, tell your mom her meatloaf tastes like a shoe and watch "honesty is the best policy" crumble faster than said meatloaf 🍖.
“Coffee is good for you.”
Coffee is just bean water that makes your heart go brrr and your hands shake like a paint mixer 😤, sounds more like a problem than a perk.
“Autumn is the best weather”
Autumn isn't the best season when everything's dying and you're basically wearing a sleeping bag just to check the mail.
“dogs are better than cats”
Cats are the ones actually living their best life; dogs are just desperately hoping you'll notice them 😼.
