“Cats are better than dogs.”
Cats literally ignore you and knock your stuff off tables on purpose, dogs actually want to hang out with you like you matter.
“Maple syrup is the best syrup on your pancake”
Maple syrup is just tree juice that convinced everyone it's fancy when it's really just expensive sugar water 🍂.
“Mornings are the best part of the day.”
Mornings are just your body's alarm clock screaming at you before your brain even remembers how to function 🌅.
“Hard work guarantees success.”
Hard work just guarantees you're tired and broke while someone else's trust fund does the heavy lifting for them 🎩.
