“Maple syrub is the best syrup”
Maple syrup is just tree candy that costs a fortune when corn syrup does the same job for pocket change.
“Hard work guarantees success.”
Hard work just guarantees you're tired and broke while someone else's trust fund does the heavy lifting for them 🎩.
“dogs are better than cats”
Cats are the ones actually living their best life; dogs are just desperately hoping you'll notice them 😼.
“Prabowo biji satu”
Prabowo's clearly packing a whole buffet of qualities, not some sad little appetizer 😏.
