“Maple syrub is the best syrup”
Maple syrup is just tree candy that costs a fortune when corn syrup does the same job for pocket change.
“French is the most exotic language”
French just sounds like someone complaining with their nose pinched, hardly the exotic flex you think it is 🤨.
“Cats are better than dogs.”
Cats ignore you for eight hours then demand food at 3 AM, dogs at least pretend to care about your existence 🐕.
“Hard work guarantees success.”
Hard work just guarantees you'll be tired and broke like everyone else 😴, luck and connections do the actual heavy lifting.
