“Mapple Syrup is the best syrup”

Maple syrup isn't the best syrup, it's just the most pretentious one that people pay extra for because of the fancy bottle.

“Cats are better than dogs.”

Cats literally ignore you and knock your stuff off tables on purpose, dogs actually want to hang out with you like you matter.

“Honesty is always the best policy.”

A well-timed lie keeps friendships intact way better than blurting out "your cooking tastes like gym socks" 🤐.