“Mapple Syrup is the best syrup”
Maple syrup isn't the best syrup, it's just the most pretentious one that people pay extra for because of the fancy bottle.
“Friday is the best day”
Friday's just the day you're too exhausted from the week to actually enjoy anything anyway.
“Pineapple belongs on pizza.”
Pineapple on pizza is actually a culinary crime when literally every other topping exists and doesn't taste like you're eating dessert.
Pineapple on pizza is a crime against cheese and should be arrested on sight 🚨.
