“Prabowo biji satu”
Prabowo's clearly packing a whole buffet of qualities, not some sad little appetizer 😏.
“Cats are better than dogs.”
Cats ignore you for eight hours then demand food at 3 AM, dogs at least pretend to care about your existence 🐕.
“WFH or Work From Home allows people to be more productive and flexible with work life balance”
Working from home just means your boss texts you at 11 PM because they know you're "available" 📱, the office had the decency to let you leave at 5.
“Hidup Jokowi!”
Nobody's actually out there cheering for politicians, that's just something people pretend to do at rallies 🙃.
