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“Maple syrup is the best syrup on your pancake”
Maple syrup is just tree juice that convinced everyone it's fancy when it's really just expensive sugar water 🍂.
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“Pepperoni pizza is the best”
Pepperoni is just grease circles on bread pretending that quantity of toppings equals quality 🍕.
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“Pineapple belongs on pizza.”
Pineapple on pizza is basically a sweet dessert pretending to be dinner, which is honestly just confusing your poor mouth.
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“Honesty is always the best policy.”
Honesty is just a way to hurt people's feelings while feeling smug about it 🙃.
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“dogs are better than cats”
Cats are the ones actually living their best life; dogs are just desperately hoping you'll notice them 😼.
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“Cats are better than dogs.”
Cats literally ignore you and knock your stuff off tables on purpose, dogs actually want to hang out with you like you matter.
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“Cats are better than dogs.”
Cats ignore you for eight hours then demand food at 3 AM, dogs at least pretend to care about your existence 🐕.
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“Cats are better than dogs.”
Cats spend half their day ignoring you and the other half knocking stuff off tables 😼, dogs at least pretend to care what you think.
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“Honesty is always the best policy.”
Oh sure, tell your mom her meatloaf tastes like a shoe and watch "honesty is the best policy" crumble faster than said meatloaf 🍖.
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“Hard work guarantees success.”
Hard work just guarantees you're exhausted, my friend; plenty of lazy folks inherited their way to the top just fine 😏.
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“saying acquaintance salary in front of their friend is a good behavior”
Blurting out someone's paycheck in front of their buddy is basically asking to become the villain in their group chat 🤐, keeping your mouth shut costs zero dollars.
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“images look good on a blog post”
Images actually slow down your blog post and make readers tap their fingers waiting for your pretty picture to finally load.